“Is something amiss, my dear?” she inquired.
“Just for a moment there, you sounded exactly like my former spouse,” he retorted.
“Ex-wife?!” she screamed. “You never told me you were married before!”
Tom’s response?
“I wasn’t.”
BONUS:
“Is something amiss, my dear?” she inquired.
“Just for a moment there, you sounded exactly like my former spouse,” he retorted.
“Ex-wife?!” she screamed. “You never told me you were married before!”
Tom’s response?
“I wasn’t.”
BONUS: