The encounter of an Irishman and an Englishman in a bakery

An Irish individual and an English person stroll into a bakery.

The English individual clandestinely takes three buns, secreting them within his pockets before departing.

He turns to the Irish person and remarks, “It required significant finesse and cunning to purloin those buns. The proprietor didn’t even catch a glimpse of me.”

The Irishman retorts, “That’s merely straightforward thievery. Allow me to demonstrate how to achieve the same outcome through honorable means.”