You are either being unfaithful or you don’t love me anymore. Either way, I’ve made the decision to leave.
Your former husband.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are relocating to West Virginia together! I wish you a wonderful life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
The receipt of your letter brought me great joy. It’s true that we were married for 7 years, but you’ve never really been a good man.
I watch my soaps excessively because they drown out your incessant complaints and hassles. Unfortunately, it hasn’t worked.
I spotted your haircut last week, but the first thought that crossed my mind was, “You look like a girl!” As my mother taught me not to say anything if I can’t say something nice, I refrained from commenting.
