Regarding the meal you prepared, you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
As for your new silk boxer shorts, I turned away because they still had the $49.99 price tag on them. I hoped it was just a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Still, I loved you and believed we could get through this. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got back, you were gone.
I guess everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the fulfilling life you’ve always wanted.
I’ve been informed by my lawyer that the letter you wrote guarantees that you won’t receive a penny from me. Please take care of yourself.
