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On a particular day, St. Peter took a break from his duties, leaving St. Patrick in charge of the celestial gates of Heaven.
After a brief period, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman approach the gates and are halted by St. Patrick. He addresses them, saying,
“Apologies, but it’s quite crowded here. Each of you must correctly answer a question, or you won’t be able to enter Heaven.”


