Long DENSA test — only for smart people

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

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1.  Johnny’s mother had three children.  The first child was named April.  The second child was named May.  What was the third child’s name?

Answer:  Johnny, of course.

2.  There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.  What does he weigh?

Answer:  Meat.