Funniest husband and wife jokes that make you laugh out loud

Knock Knock Who’s there? The love of your life! Liar, you know chocolate can’t speak.

What’s the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Police Inspector: “Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?” Husband: “The thief was spending less than my wife.” Inspector: “Then why are you reporting it now?” Husband: “I think now the thief’s wife has started using it.”

Marriage is full of surprises, but mostly it’s just asking each other, “Do you really have to do that right now?”