Two men were discussing their wives. The first man says, “My wife is an angel.” The second man says, “You’re lucky! Mine is still alive.”
When you’re single, happy couples seem to be everywhere. When you’re married, happy singles are what you spot all around.
My husband cooks for me as though I’m a deity — offering up burnt offerings each night.
Marriage Tip: Your wife won’t start an argument with you while you’re cleaning, just as you wouldn’t when she’s cooking your favorite meal.
How was the word “Wife” coined? They took the first two and last two letters of “Wildlife”!
