List 4:
31. Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
32. Q: What is brown and sticky?
33. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
34. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
35. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
36. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
37. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
38. Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
39. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
40. Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Answers:
31.It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
32.A stick!
33.It was framed!
34.Your head hits the ceiling!
35.Because they take too long to iron!
36.Take away her credit card!
37.So he could hide in the crayon box!
38.By the footprints in the butter!
39.Grapes are purple.
40.“Here come the elephants!”
List 5:
41. Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
42. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
43. Q: What can you catch but not throw?
44. Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
45. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
46. Q: What did one hat say to the other?
47. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
48. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
49. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
50. Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Answers:
“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
To get to the other slide!
A cold!
A clock!
A watch dog!
Stay here, I’m going on ahead. (going on a head)
The outside!
The snow!
Because her students were so bright!
Shocked!
List 6:
51. Q: Why do strings never win a race?
52. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
53. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
54. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
55. Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
56. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
57. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
58. Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
59. Q: What did one plate say to the other?
60. Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
Answers:
Because they always tie!
Sneakers!
A power plant!
Because she was a little horse!
Because he felt crummy!
A mushroom!
A garbage truck!
Take away its credit card!
Dinner is on me!
Just let go of it!
List 7:
61. Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
62. Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
63. Q: Which hand is better to write with?
64. Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck?
65. Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
66. Q: What did the frog order for lunch?
67. Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert?
68. Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
69. Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
70. Q: What do cows order from?
Answers:
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
Don’t look! I’m changing!
Spelling!
A burger and a diet croak!
Because she was stuffed!
A walk.
Because it’s bound to squeal.
Cattle-logs!
