List 8:
71. Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
72. Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get?
73. Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer?
74. Q: What do you call a man with a shovel?
75. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter?
76. Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long?
77. Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
78. Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door?
79. Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
80. Q: Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?
Answers:
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Buzzzzcuts!
He is outstanding in his field!
Doug.
Snowcaps
Because then it would be a foot!
A corn field.
Your neighbor!
Sneakers!
He wanted to have sweet dreams!
List 9:
81. Q: Why did the computer sneeze?
82. Q: What do you call two banana peels?
83. Q: What do you call a cow who gets her way all the time?
84. Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?
85. Q: What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack?
86. Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
87. Q: What do you call a mad elephant?
88. Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
89. Q: What do you get on every birthday?
90. Q: Why should you not talk to circles?
Answers:
Because it had a virus!
A pair of slippers!
Spoiled milk!
With experiments! (experi-mints!)
Computer chips!
Because they don’t know the words!
An earthquake!
Because it’s too far to walk!
A year older!
Because there is no point!
List 10:
91. Q: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?
92. Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
93. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
94. Q: How many apples grow on a tree?
95. Q: What’s gray and goes round and round?
96. Q: Why can’t an egg tell a joke?
97. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
98. Q: What do fish play on the piano?
99. Q: Where do hamburgers go dancing?
100. Q: How do billboards talk?
Answers:
Because there are so many CHEETAHS! (cheaters)
With a pumpkin patch!
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
All of them!
An elephant in a washing machine!
It will crack up!
In case he got a hole in one!
Scales!
A meat ball!
Sign language!
List 11:
101. Q: What do snakes like to study in school?
102. Q: What kind of music do balloons hate?
103. Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
104. Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
105. Q: What did the pig say on a hot day?
106. Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
107. Q: What do cowboys put on their salads?
108. Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat?
109. Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
110. Q: What time is it when a lion walks into a room?
Answers:
Hissss-tory!
Pop music.
A blueberry!
A milk dud.
I’m bacon!
Doggone it!
Ranch dressing!
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
A jolly rancher!
Time to leave!
List 12:
111. Q: What’s green and not heavy?
112. Q: What do you give a hurt lemon?
113. Q: What is the most valuable type of fish?
114. Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
115. Q: What kind of music do whales like?
116. Q: Why did the baker put the cake in the freezer?
117. Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
118. Q: What a king’s favorite kind of weather?
119. Q: Why can’t the music teacher start his car?
120. Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
121. Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
122. Q: What do you call a retired vegetable?
123. Q: What’s blue and smells like red paint?
124. Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
125. Q: What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
Answers:
Light green!
Lemon aid!
A gold fish!
They listen to the orca-stra!
She wanted to ice it!
A brick!
Rain! (reign)
He left his keys on his piano!
Their middle name!
A cool coconut!
A has-bean!
Blue paint!
A mathema-chicken!
A dandelion!
