The difference between administering medication to a cat and a dog

BONUS:

Amusing Midnight Interruption: A Misguided Phone Call

In the midst of a tranquil slumber, a husband and his wife find themselves resting in bed when suddenly the telephone rings.

Without much ado, the man answers the call, pausing briefly to catch the words before exclaiming, “For heaven’s sake, how would I possibly know? You imbecile, I’m no meteorologist!” He punctuates his response by forcefully disconnecting the call.

Curious, the wife inquires, “Who was that on the phone?”