Women are incredible—forgiving even when you’re not at fault!
A man comes home to find a note from his wife on the fridge. It reads, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he mutters, “What the hell? The fridge is working perfectly fine!”
Husband (angrily): “Why did it take you so long to answer my call?” Wife (irritated): “I was dancing to the ringtone.”
Doctor: “How’s your wife feeling today?” Man: “She’s alright now, doctor… because she argued with me this morning.”
After my wife asked for something expensive, I took her to a gas station.
