A husband questions his wife, “Will you remarry after I pass away?” The wife retorts, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife throws the question back, “Will you remarry after I pass away?” The husband retorts, “No, I’ll still be living with your sister.”
She: “Darling, I don’t like how you look in those new glasses.” He: “But dear, I’m not wearing glasses.” She: “True, but I am.”
The best method to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it at least once.
Judge: “Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “The table was just too heavy.”
