Officer: “Very well, let’s conduct a brief assessment. Imagine you’re driving along a dark highway at night, and you spot two lights in the distance. What would you identify them as?”
Me: “That would be the headlights of an approaching vehicle.”
Officer: “Correct! However, can you determine the make? Is it a Mercedes, Audi, or Ford?”
Me: “I’m unable to discern that.”
Officer: “Ah, seems like a sign of impairment.”
Me: “Yet, I haven’t had anything to drink.”

