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July 24, 2026

Twists and Turns: An Unconventional Traffic Stop

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Officer: “Very well, let’s conduct a brief assessment. Imagine you’re driving along a dark highway at night, and you spot two lights in the distance. What would you identify them as?”

Me: “That would be the headlights of an approaching vehicle.”

Officer: “Correct! However, can you determine the make? Is it a Mercedes, Audi, or Ford?”

Me: “I’m unable to discern that.”

Officer: “Ah, seems like a sign of impairment.”

Me: “Yet, I haven’t had anything to drink.”

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