Officer: “Now, for another test — picture yourself driving on a dimly lit highway at night with a solitary light approaching you. What do you reckon that is?”
Me: “That would likely be a motorcycle.”
Officer: “Exactly! But can you specify the brand? Is it a Honda, Kawasaki, or Harley?”
Me: “I’m afraid I can’t determine that.”
Officer: “My suspicions are growing. It appears you might be intoxicated.”

