St. Patrick focuses on the Irishman and inquires, “What was the title of the renowned ocean liner that foundered after colliding with an iceberg on its inaugural voyage?”
The Irishman promptly responds, “That’s an easy one. The Titanic.”
With that, St. Patrick warmly welcomes him into Heaven.
Next, he directs his question to the Scotsman, asking, “How many individuals perished on that vessel?”
The Scotsman ponders and replies, “Well, that’s a challenging one, but I watched the movie, and if memory serves, it was 1,500.”
Satisfied, St. Patrick steps aside, allowing the Scotsman to enter Heaven.
