Continuing, Helen stated, “Secondly, my culinary skills are superior to yours.” Once again, the wife asked, “Who conveyed that perspective?” Helen disclosed, “Your husband.” The wife reacted with realization, “Ah.”
Concluding her points, Helen added, “Lastly, I excel in matters of intimacy more than you do.” Slightly taken aback, the wife inquired, “Did my husband actually express such a sentiment?” Helen clarified, “No, it was the gardener.” The wife contemplated for a moment and then asked, “Well then, what amount are you requesting?”
