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July 24, 2026

Pay Attention to This Christmas

The angel of the Lord is reminded to ensure that shepherds wear appropriate Personal Protective Equipment before radiating their glory to safeguard against UVA, UVB, and its overwhelming effects.

In light of a previous incident, it’s important to note that discussing the color of Mr. R. Reindeer is prohibited under EC legislation. Excluding Mr. R. Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and can lead to disciplinary action.

While gift-giving is a global tradition, all individuals are reminded that presenting gifts must adhere to Hospitality Guidelines and necessitates registration, even for royal figures. Notably, providing direct currency or gold gifts violates the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

Furthermore, caution is advised when offering common gifts like aromatic resins that might trigger allergic reactions.

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Lastly, in response to a recent case involving an infant discovered in a manger without a crib, Social Services have been notified and will arrive soon.

Your adherence to these guidelines will ensure a fully festive and compliant celebration.

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