A physician working at a mental asylum opted to treat his patients to a baseball game. In the weeks leading up to the event, he diligently trained his patients to heed his instructions.
When the game day arrived, things proceeded remarkably well. As the strains of the National Anthem filled the air, the doctor boisterously commanded, ‘Up Nuts’, prompting his patients to promptly rise to their feet. Once the anthem concluded, he issued the directive, ‘Down Nuts’, and they all obediently settled back into their seats.
Later, when a home run resounded through the stadium, the doctor enthusiastically shouted, ‘Cheer Nuts’, resulting in a chorus of applause and cheers from his patients.
However, when the umpire delivered a particularly poor call against the home team’s star player, the doctor’s voice rang out, ‘Booooo Nuts’, and the patients erupted into a cacophony of boos and jeers.
Satisfied with their well-coordinated responses, the doctor decided to take a brief break for a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
