Hilarious Husband-Wife Fight Jokes to Brighten Your Day

My ex and I had an amicable divorce. Proof: when I posted “I’m getting a divorce” on Facebook, he was the first to like it.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. She detests interruptions.

An angry wife saw her husband standing too close to a beautiful girl on the bus. Seconds later, the girl slapped him for pinching.

Husband: “I swear I didn’t do it.” Wife: “I know. I did.”