I recently had a heated disagreement with my wife about a vacation. I wanted Paris; she wanted to come along.
Wife: “I won’t talk about this anymore!” Ten seconds later: Wife: “And you know what else?”
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I took that as a compliment.
Arguing with your husband can be fun—even if he wins, he loses.
A man sat in a restaurant crying. Waiter: “What’s wrong?” Man: “My wife told me she wouldn’t speak to me for a month.” Waiter: “Oh no, that’s awful!” Man: “Yes!!! (Sobs) That month just ended.”
