In a counseling session: Counselor: So, what’s the issue here? Woman: He takes everything so literally, it’s unbearable. Husband: My truck.
My wife’s culinary skills are such that we usually pray after every meal.
My wife’s advice is like a symphony—99% harmony, 1% guidance.
My spouse often calls me “crazy,” but who’s the one who chose to marry me? Now who’s the crazy one?
I assumed my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me over my constant rendition of “I’m a Believer,” but then reality set in.
In every argument, the wife gets the last word. Anything the husband adds after that sparks a fresh argument.
