- You have to turn them on to get them to do anything
- They have tons of information but no common sense
- They’re supposed to help you with your problems but half the time they are the problem
- As soon as you get one, you wonder if you’d waited a little longer whether you could have gotten a better model
Those in favor of the feminine “la” felt computers were most like women for the following reasons:
- Nobody but their creator can understand their logic
- They communicate with each other in ways that are incomprehensible to anyone else
- It has long term memory storage and can recall even the smallest of mistakes with precision
- Once you get one, you end up spending half your paycheck buying accessories for it
Needless to say, the committee came to no conclusion on a particular gender.
