Bubba and Billy Bob Participate in a Charity Raffle
Posted August 23, 2023 by: Admin
While at the Little Rock Wal-Mart, Bubba and Billy Bob decided to partake in the weekly charity raffle.
They both invested in five raffle tickets, each costing a dollar.
As the following week rolled around, the raffle winners were declared, and to their surprise, both of them emerged victorious.
Billy Bob claimed the 1st prize: a year’s worth of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba, on the other hand, secured the 6th prize: a toilet brush.
Around a week later, Bubba inquired of Billy Bob how he was enjoying his prize. Billy Bob enthusiastically shared his love for spaghetti.
Curious, Billy Bob then turned the question to Bubba, inquiring about his toilet brush. Bubba’s response was straightforward, noting that it didn’t meet expectations and that he intended to return to using toilet paper.
Dorothy experiences deep grief following the recent loss of her husband…
Dorothy found herself overwhelmed with grief after her husband Albert’s passing. Seeking closure, she visited the mortuary to bid her final farewell. As soon as her eyes fell upon Albert’s form, sorrow overwhelmed her, and she burst into a torrent of tears.
An attendant hurriedly approached her side, offering comfort in the face of her distress. Amid her sobs, she managed to convey her anguish – Albert was attired in a black suit, contrary to his fervent wish to be laid to rest in a blue suit.
The attendant expressed his regrets, explaining that they routinely dressed bodies in black suits. However, he assured her that he would do his best to address her concern.
The subsequent day found Dorothy back at the mortuary, eager for a final moment with Albert before his funeral, scheduled for the following day. As the attendant drew back the curtain, a fleeting smile managed to break through Dorothy’s tears. Albert now wore a dashing blue suit.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she inquired of the attendant, “How did you manage to acquire such a lovely blue suit?”
The attendant’s response revealed the unusual turn of events: “Yesterday afternoon, after your departure, a gentleman of similar stature to your husband arrived. He was dressed in a blue suit. His wife was quite distraught because he had always wanted to be interred in a black suit.”
A glimmer of understanding flickered across Dorothy’s face.
The attendant went on, “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads around.”