The first veteran stretched from toe to head, yielding a measurement of 6 feet. The doctor nodded, calculating a monthly payment of $6000.
The second veteran extended his arm as high as possible, measuring 6 feet 2 inches. The doctor’s response: a monthly payment of $6200.
Then came the third veteran, who made a rather unconventional request. He specified his measurement from the tip of his groin to his ba-lls. The doctor hesitated, seeking confirmation, to which the veteran assured him with unwavering certainty. Pants were shed, and as the doctor embarked on the measurement, he posed a crucial question: “Where are your ba-lls?”
With a grin, the veteran quipped, “They’re in Vietnam, my friend.” 😅😅
