She continued, “And as if that weren’t enough, the house is in complete disarray, and we’re expecting two couples over for dinner tonight.”
The mother was taken aback and offered her immediate sympathy. “Oh, my dear,” she comforted, “Take a seat, try to relax, and close your eyes. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I’ll handle the shopping, tidy up the house, and prepare dinner. I’ll take care of the baby, and I know a reliable repairman who can quickly fix the washing machine.”
“Please, stop your tears. I’ve got everything under control. In fact, I’ll even give George a call at his office and tell him he should come home and lend a hand for once.”
“George?” the housewife inquired. “Who is George?”
“Why, George! Your husband!… Isn’t this the number 223-1374?”
“No, this is 232-1374.”
