This envious spouse engaged the services of a detective

“I can’t get anything out of my mom,” the little girl confided in her friend.

The friend offered a suggestion, “Well, you could always look at her driver’s license. It’s like a report card; it has all the answers.”

Later that night, the little girl approached her mother, a mischievous grin on her face.

“I know you’re 32 years old,” she declared.

Taken aback, the mother asked, “How on earth did you figure that out?”