The story of a cat and two dogs that will surprise anyone

Turning to the Doberman, God inquires, “And what do you hold as your belief?” The Doberman expresses, “I believe in wholeheartedly caring for and safeguarding my master!” God nods and says, “Then you shall sit on my left.”

Lastly, God addresses the cat and asks, “What do you believe in?” With a hint of amusement, the cat retorts, “I believe you’ve chosen my seat!”