Rather than condemning the actions of these men, Handler offered a lighthearted solution to address what she jokingly called the “country-wide epidemic.” With a touch of humor, she playfully offered herself up for auction to any available octogenarian, highlighting the need to protect women from the advances of older men. She even quipped about being found on eBay or Doordash, and added a humorous discount code, saying, “And for 20% off, you can use the code ‘sugar tits.'”
While acknowledging that Elon Musk is not in his eighties like the others, Handler humorously hinted at his eccentric personality, suggesting that he might as well be. Alec Baldwin, at 65 years old, is the father of eight children, with seven of them being born in the last decade. Elon Musk, at the age of 51, is the father of ten children.

Handler concluded her speech by advising women to stay safe and reminding everyone that dealing with “horny old men” is never worth the money. Her intent was not to shame or criticize but to raise awareness about the unique situation faced by these aging fathers in Hollywood.

