Bubba and Billy Bob Participate in a Charity Raffle

The attendant’s response revealed the unusual turn of events: “Yesterday afternoon, after your departure, a gentleman of similar stature to your husband arrived. He was dressed in a blue suit. His wife was quite distraught because he had always wanted to be interred in a black suit.”

A glimmer of understanding flickered across Dorothy’s face.

The attendant went on, “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads around.”