A Humorous Divorce Letter Exchange: His Farewell and Her Witty Reply

Posted August 15, 2023 by: Admin #Humor

Dive into a hilarious and witty exchange of divorce letters that will leave you laughing out loud. In this entertaining story, a husband pens a dramatic farewell letter, only to receive a sharp and humorous response from his ex-wife.

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As their quirky communication unfolds, secrets are revealed, misunderstandings abound, and the unexpected takes center stage. Follow their amusing journey as they navigate the twists and turns of separation in a truly unique way.

Divorce Letter from Her Husband:

My dear wife, I’m writing this letter to let you know that I’m leaving you forever.

I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years. The past two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you were quitting your job today.

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Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut.

I had cooked your favorite meal and was even wearing a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your soaps.

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You don’t say you love me anymore; you don’t want intimacy or anything that connects us as husband and wife.

Anyway, I’m leaving for good.

Your ex-husband

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PS: Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Her Response: 

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing brightened my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true that you and I have been married for 7 years, even..

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